City '26, Week 4: Harborside – Specialty Shops/Services

 So here we are, just over a month on front the start of City 26, and I'm managing to keep pace pretty well. Except for this past weekend (I decided I deserved a short break) I've managed to do one entry every single day. It's not much just yet, but it does mean I've got 31 pieces of Port Callus written up and ready to play. Nearly a complete district! 

But even though I love what I've done and I'm excited to share it anywhere, I'm sticking to my promise to only make a post about it when I actually finish a good chunk. So the only thing I've got finished versus last week is some specialty shops and services you'd find around the Harborside district.

The famous Mercado do Bolhão (surprisingly empty in this picture, because it's usually PACKED).

1d4 Specialty Shops & Services (Harborside)

1.  Sig, the Mass Market Trader: Specialized "everything" merchant with a vast network of trade connections, willing to buy and sell all stock. Although they'll buy anything, there's no guarantee they'll give a good price for it. Similarly, while Sig sells "everything", what they actually have in stock depends on what's recently found its way into their shop. Newly-arrived stock only sticks around until Sig finds a willing buyer, 2d4 days at most. Build trust, and you might be lucky enough for Sig to reach out when they find something you'd be interested in. And if you're hoping for something off-the-books, Sig is willing to help their friends make a connection (for a fee) but won't participate any farther in the business, meaning there are none of their usual guarantees of quality. 
2. Red Spice Stalls: Trader stalls found throughout Harborside, usually close to the river but out of the way of main thoroughfares. Red Spice stalls look and function identically to others, offering legitimate goods, but also act as on-the-go black markets. Usually this means contraband deemed illegal by the City Court or banned by the Freemen's Guild, but sometimes they just offer substances tightly controlled by specific guilds– like medicine sold only by the Apothecarium, the city's consortium of medicinal suppliers. In many ways, dealing in these controlled goods can be riskier than selling anything outright illegal, and comes with a steep price tag. Most Red Spice stalls work out of carts or wagons, so that they can pack up and move when necessary, and better avoid complaints by locals who don't appreciate the proprietors using their residential streets.
3. Water Merchants: The large number of sailing ships that move in and out of the harbor require a constant supply of freshwater for their voyages. In olden days, crews collected water from natural springs along the hillsides, or ventured further up the Goldrock to fill their vessels there. But with the city's advancing urbanization, the old springs have either run dry or been set aside for citizen-use only, while ships can no longer pass the marker line of the Freedom Flag and the river near the harbor has become too polluted. Enter the water merchants, an informal collection of traders who specialize in bringing large hauls of fresh water down from the mountain range in the west. Although general suppliers can also provide water, because their water is sourced from higher altitudes, water merchants guarantee both cleanliness and taste. This has made them the preference for wealthier ship captains, or those planning for long-haul trips across deep water. And although there is no water merchant guild yet, several of the most prominent merchants have begun to organize their efforts, splitting costs and profits between themselves to better compete against the general suppliers.
4. Tattoo Studios: Where sailors abound, you can always find someone with the needles necessary for putting ink to skin, and this holds as true in Port Callus as anywhere else. Outside of Harborside however, the number of available artists drops significantly. Although Port Callus is independent, the surrounding cultures influence the city's own, and tattoos have struggled to find widespread adoption-- perhaps in part because of their association in these surrounding countries with foreign travelers. Tattoos are more common among those living in the poorer, northern district of Terra Velha, but only slightly. On the other hand, several of the largest merchant guilds in the city require members to bear a tattoo of the guild's mark. Originally intended as proof of membership for a class of people who travel extensively, better record-keeping and the minting of special badges makes the practice obsolete, but one still maintained for reasons of tradition.

History, Just For Fun 

Like everything else I'm making for Port Callus, the shops here are inspired by things I've seen walking around my new home of Porto, as well as things I've read about it. Since I'm designing a city inspired by Porto, I figured boning up on local history would be both helpful and entertaining, and I was right. Like a lot of older cities, Porto used to house a lot of thriving markets, many of them specialized-- like the Feira do Pão, a bread market that used to be just around the corner from where we stayed after first moving; and the Mercado do Peixe, which, as you might imagine, was a fish market.

It's hidden behind the stall, but the last building on the row on the left is actually a Taco Bell now.

Unfortunately, a growing population, increased economic pressures, and stricter city government meant a slow decline for the old markets. As Porto grew, City Hall wanted the markets moved away from the nicer parts of the city that they'd helped make so economically successful. But while that was a problem, the real death-knell for most of the small specialty markets were the rise of larger, all-in-one markets. Usually large buildings designed to house lots of smaller stalls, this is where the city's government consolidated the smaller markets they kicked off the streets. Of course, in a turn of irony, so many of these markets would eventually be rendered obsolete by large malls and box stores.

This isn't to say that Porto has no markets though! On the contrary, there are about a half-dozen large-scale markets like the Mercado do Bolhão and Mercado Beira-Rio, where you can buy fresh fruits, vegetables, fish, wine, and everything else. And there are dozens of small-scale, open-air markets scattered around the city (usually referred to as feiras, from what I can tell). So while markets not be as common as they were in the heydays of the mid-1800s, there are still a lot of them in the city, especially the older portions (and so a lot of inspiration to be had by walking around them).

How to Generate (Better) Random Books

In the most recent session of a weekly 5e campaign I run, set in Magic: the Gathering's Greek mythology-inspired plane of Theros, my players began a delve into a massive library in an underground city on the border between the Mortal Plane and the Underworld. This wasn't unexpected, since the story had been leading them there for a few sessions, and I'd planned the dungeon by writing out the rooms, stocking it, and even making a proper battle map. 

Because it's a giant library, I also made sure to include some treasure in the form of specific books, ones that were either monetarily valuable or ones that I knew had roleplay/backstory value to specific characters. To be clear though, I wasn't really looking forward to this process. That's because there are usually three major methods of creating books-as-treasure:

1. Take an existing book, usually something well known like To Kill a Mockingbird, and slap a coat of fantasy paint on the cover (usually including a funny referential title like To Kill a Manticore, although that's not technically required).
2. Using your knowledge of the setting and/or your PCs backstories, design a book, including its appearance, title, and a brief description of the contents and why they'll matter to your players.
3. Find one of the hundreds of online Fantasy Book Generators™ and roll on it, adjusting the results as necessary to achieve the flavor best suited to your game.

Using mostly the first and second method, I made about a dozen specific books. But I tried my best to shunt off some of the effort with a few classic GM tricks-- adding shelves of poorly maintained books made ruined and worthless because of damage, books that lack interest because they look cheap but are in languages not known by the PCs, and using weight to limit how many books the party could run off with.

Did It Work? 

Well, it definitely helped limit the amount of legwork I had to do, but it also means that in a library of hundreds of scrolls, books, clay tablets, and other informative material, there are only 12 books of actual note. The others worth taking are best described with the line "it seems like it could be valuable, but you'll have get it appraised to know more." This is exacerbated by another issue, which is that my players go absolutely ga-ga for books, and will definitely search every shelf they see. Together this means that the more time my party spends in the library-dungeon, the more the game loses verisimilitude to an absurdly large number of books without any apparent content.

When we start our next session and resume searching piles of books, I'm going to need something fast and punchy for developing fun and interesting books on the fly. That seems like a perfect use case for Method #3, using a random book generator, but the issue is that there are so. many. bad generators for fantasy books. A secondary issue is that almost every single generator assumes a generic high fantasy setting, or stocks itself with waaaaay too many examples of punny books made using Method #1. I don't want my fiftieth copy of "an orange book bound with red thread, titled Brotherhood of the Necklace", especially in a setting inspired by ancient Greece. What I want is "a book describing the historic effects of necromancy on the work force of the Meletian Peninsula". Now that's something that's gonna grab a player's attention, but it's also something you're effectively never going to have to explain in more detail. Unfortunately, generators like that either don't exist, are very rare, or too setting non-specific to really be what I want.

So that's the problem I found myself with, and after days spent mulling over the idea of how to make interesting, setting-specific books on the fly, I realized there's already a fully-built, highly-detailed, numbered table full of specific types of books. We already use it every day in real libraries all around the world! I'm talking about none other than the Dewey Decimal System.

Now THESE are the kinds of books I'm looking to generate.

What is the Dewey Decimal System? 

In case you're unfamiliar, or you learned it once and then forgot (I wouldn't blame you) the DDC (or Dewey Decimal Classification, if you're formal and long-winded) splits all books into three sets of 10 divisions, each one more specific than the last. It maybe sounds more complicated than it is, but basically, it sorts every book into a category using three numbers, and the numbers tell you what the book is about.So for example, a book in section 661 is Technology [6**] --> Chemical Engineering [66*] --> Industrial Chemicals [661]. And I didn't choose that topic, by the way! I determined it randomly, by rolling 3d10.

Whenever you need to make up a book on the fly, you don't have to dig around for a random generator and you don't have to try and shift bits and pieces of the result to better fit whatever setting you're using. Instead, just pull up the Dewey Decimal list, roll 3d10, and make up a generic idea that fits both the topic and the setting. When you roll the dice, you can either roll 3d10 in order and use those to find the topic (so 3-4-3 in order gives you Military, Tax, Trade, and Industrial Law) or you roll all at once then mix-and-match the numbers for extra flexibility (so you could take 343, 334, or 433).

When you roll, you can use the Wikipedia page for "List of Dewey Decimal Classes" (the one I linked above) or you can use this page at the Institute for Social and Economic Change (which is apparently a research institute in Bangalore, India). Personally, I prefer the latter because it's already split up into three sections for you, each with their own little table of results.

 

Look at this beautiful table. It's like it was made to be referenced by nerds rolling dice! 

And look, I'm not going to argue this is faster than a random book generator, because it obviously isn't. But in some ways, it is easier. I find that random generators tend to produce results with titles that are groan-worthy puns, rely on elements outside of my setting (no elves in my campaign without elves thank you), or sound much more grandiose than a bit of random treasure (good luck getting your party to sell a book called Fey Secrets: Revelations of the Cracked Mirror.) They also almost universally focus on very fantasy-esque genres like myths and arcane lore, totally neglecting some of the truly fascinating or nitty-gritty genres like travelogues and geometry. It's also way more fun to quickly toss together a book that fits your setting, and see where it leads you. 

 But Are You Sure It Works?

To act as an example, I'm going to really quickly roll 3d10 and make a book about the topic. Like seriously quick-- roll, look it up, and 30 seconds or less on the concept. Probably faster than I would even take in an actual game, where my players would also be asking questions and (unknowingly) helping me expand the concept. I'd say you could time me, but obviously I already did all of this in the course of writing the blog post, so just pretend it's happening concurrently with your reading. Okay? Okay. Ready? Let's go.

Alright, 3d10 gives me 275 (in that order) which points us at Religion: History of Christianity, and History of Christianity in Asia specifically. In Theros, Heliod is the ruler of the gods, a Zeus expy associated with the sun and light, making him a good christian-type deity replacement. There isn't an Asia, but there is Setessa, the easternmost section of Theros and a place where most people primarily worship Nylea and Karametra, the God of the Hunt and God of Harvests, respectively. So this book is about the history of Heliod's worship in Setessa, its spread and the struggle to maintain prominence against the worship of Nylea instead. Quick title idea is History of Heliod's Temples: Worship in Setessa. 

It isn't complicated or original, but that's also kinda the point. It also gave me a jumping off point for drawing the players in, asking questions about the history of Setessa and the nature of divine worship. Thinking about it a little farther, it also sets up a potential series of books all about Heliod, with each volume focused on a specific region.

Final Notes 

As you can see, if you end up with a topic that is more real-world specific, like French Literature or Newspapers in Italy, just quickly sub it out with a piece of your own setting, just off the top of your head, and sort out the particulars later. There's a good chance you won't even need to, since its unlikely someone is going to take the copy of a Waterdhavian newspaper from three decades ago that you just rolled up. 

If you still prefer using a random generator for your books, I won't blame you. Like you, I also play TTRPGs, which means I love a good d100 table or a well-built generator. My problem isn't using the generators, but trying to find one that works at the moment I need it. I don't want to stock every shelf in my library-dungeon ahead of time, but I also don't want to answer every Investigation roll of 15 or above that my players make with "Riddles of the Sphinx, a scroll of enigmatic riddles that grant esoteric knowledge if solved" (okay, that last one fucks actually, but I promise you I've rolled like eighteen times on this same generator for this post without that level of success so you get my point). I also don't want more than two or three refrains of "you find [d6] books in good condition, on topics ranging from geometry to poetry, probably worth a few hundred gold pieces all together."

I will also acknowledge that generating a random book this way means you miss out on descriptions of the cover, the page type, paper quality, color of the edges, and all that fancy bullshit but I promise you-- you will not need it. Think back to the last time you generated a random book your players picked up. Did you actually give a description of the exterior? And if you did, how glazed were their eyes when you described the method of stitching used on the spine? When it comes to descriptions, sometimes less is more, and unless the book you're putting into the character's hands really does stand out for some reason, the player's minds will come up with a good, old-looking book for you.

I'm going to be testing this concept firsthand on Sunday during my weekly game, so I'll know soon whether it can actually withstand the fires of adversity. But I'm definitely more excited to try this than to keep digging through page after page of Google results for book generators, and that counts for a lot.

City '26: Introduction + Weeks 1–3

What is City '26?

So I am once again throwing myself into a TTRPG design challenge, a la Dungeon '23 or Galaxy '24. This year, it looks like the hot new concept is City '26, a classic 52 week challenge with the goal of building and fleshing out a city setting for your tabletop needs. Created by Alone in the Labyrinth and Garblag Games, the original concept involves building a city of fifty-two different wards, each full of NPCs, factions, plot hooks, and more. If you want more details, there's a megapost of participants and ideas on the Alone in the Labyrinth blog. I really recommend checking it out to get a better overview of everything, and see what some other writers are doing with the challenge.

Now the issue is, I am well aware of my (very bounded) limits, and I also know this won't be the only thing I work on this year, so 52 wards with seven different qualities each is pretty beyond me. Not to mention, while I have some ideas for what to do with my city, I definitely don't need 52 separate sections. But Nova, owner of Idle Cartulary (an incredible blog that I can't recommend enough) has her own list of City '26 goals and ideas that is way more up my alley. She breaks it down into 4-6 districts, each with just enough detail to feel like a living, breathing place but without shifting into "mega city" territory. Since my games tend to stick to a smaller scale (I prefer cities and regions over countries and continents, thank you) this works better for me anyway, and much of what I'm going to be doing will be based that.

So instead of weekly wards, each day I'll be sitting down to do just one small thing– a single entry in a d6 encounter table, a new major location in one of the districts, the name and description of a street. Simple, bit-sized, easy(-ish) to keep up with. My second problem is that daily posts are basically anathema to me, so instead of an update every day, I'll be taking all of my completed work each week and condensing it into one Monday blog post. And yes, completed is doing some heavy lifting there, because if all I have between last week and this one is half a carousing table and an NPC, I probably won't be doing an update.

Okay, challenge set! We have a goal, we have guidelines, we have a schedule. So... 

Where Do We Start?

Well, the first thing any fictional city needs is a name and some inspiration, and I'm lucky enough to live in a place that provides an abundance of the latter:

    

 

An excellent view of Porto (although not quite what it looks like right now in the winter). 

The classic advice of "write what you know" holds doubly true in world building, where everything you've read and seen is going to be the bedrock of your own ideas, whether you know it or not. And ever since I moved to Porto, I can't go two blocks without seeing something that sparks the imagination. Seriously, every alley here is a story, and over six months after moving my head is still on a swivel when I walk down the street, trying to look at every restaurant, building cornice, and alley gutter. Not that I ever stop gawping in any city I've lived in, no matter how long I've been there– for me, inspirational daydreaming has become a professional hazard. That said, a TTRPG challenge all about building a city seems like the perfect opportunity to get some of these ideas out of my noggin and down onto paper (or digital paper, at least).

 

It helps that Porto is a great model for a classic fantasy city already. Although its "modern" incarnation is a relatively young 900 years, the settlement that would become Porto was founded in 275 BC, and this area of the Douro (the river the city sits on) has been settled for at least 2,800 years. That makes it one of the oldest population centers in Europe, alongside the slightly-more-famous cities of Lisbon and Rome. And the city's Roman-era name, Portus Cale, also gives a great name with a vibe that fits what I'm going for– Port Callus.

Port Callus, Here We Come!

Divided between two steep hills, Port Callus is a city split in two, separated by a river harbor that runs through the middle. Although its foundations are ancient, dating back three millennia, the current city has stood for six centuries. The harbor at the river's mouth is the main draw for outsiders, an access point from the western ocean into the deeper reaches of the continent. Technically an independent city-state, the city remains heavily influenced by the politics and leadership of the surrounding kingdoms. To maintain this independence, Port Callus relies on trade agreements, economic importance, and the tension between its neighbors. This tenuous independence also makes Port Callus a haven for free-thinkers, political apostles, unscrupulous merchants hoping to dodge civil taxes, and anyone seeking a life outside of the establishment.

Harborside

A district that covers all sections of the city right next to the river, as well as the land surrounding the river mouth and the bottom slopes of both the northern and southern sides. Although the district is split by the river, there are no bridges in it's borders-- travel between the two sides is done by ferry or gondola. The only bridges over the river connect points higher up along the slopes, deep in the city's other districts, making it more difficult to get to them than it's worth if you're already in Harborside. The areas closest to the mouth of the river are reserved for warehouses and inter-merchant trading, but as you move farther from the deep waters of the harbor, both sides of the river become lined with increasingly dense market stalls and day traders, hawking wares to passer-by.

Landmark: The Flag of Freedom

A flag as large as a ship's sail, hanging from a 100-foot metal pole sunk deep into the mud of the harbor. It sits at where the mouth of the river narrows, and marks the legal distinction between "harbor" and "river". Sailing vessels are allowed on one side, ferries and gondolas on the other; neither is allowed to pass the flag. The flag bears the mark of the Freemen's Guild, a loose collection of merchant and craft guilds that govern the city, but the shape of the flag on its pole is often used as an emblem to represent Port Callus as a whole.

Major Locations

• Cellarside: At one point shortly after the harbor, the northern Rue du Morte bends away from the river to follow the thrust of the hillside before turning back. The backside of this hill, facing the river, was carved out centuries ago to be used as cellars-- the cool earth ideal for storing wine, beer, ice, and more. As river side realty rose to a premium, so did the value of these cellars, and many were sold off and converted into businesses, primarily restaurants. Now they all jostle elbows in the slim space originally allotted to each cellar, so that patrons sitting on the patio of one restaurant can pass drinks and food to patrons of the one next door without even needing to stretch. 

Cais da Estiva, the street that inspired Cellarside (those little arches are each a different restaurant!)

•  Oceanview: Moderately wealthy, southern-side neighborhood within the otherwise working class district. The homes here belong to merchants who are wealthy, but don't make enough money to live in other districts. Because of this, the houses are taller than others in the district, and fronted with intricate stonework. Some of them even have yards, but small ones limited in size by the lack of available flat land.
•  Rue du Barredo: Actually a conglomeration of several narrow alleyways, all using the same name, stuffed between three larger roads. This criss-cross of unnamed streets acts as an informal neighborhood, filled with cramped apartments all built on top of each other on one of the city's steepest hillsides. Population estimates are difficult, as the area keeps growing, taking every inch of available space it can. Located on the northern side of the river.
•  The Auction Block: Covered pavilion with a glass roof, whose wooden supports are painted bright red. Special auctions are held here every three days, for unclaimed goods or those seized by the harbormaster as failure to pay fines and fees. In the earliest years of the city's prosperity, this was done at a raised stone platform, the literal auction block-- the original still sits at the pavilion's center, and is now called "The Block". These days it is used to display particularly rare or valuable goods expected to draw high bids. Outside of auctions, the Auction Block transforms into an open-air market for raw goods, materials, and food ingredients. Although the prices are a bargain, outsiders are warned against visiting, as the hectic crowds and frantic buying and selling are overwhelming and difficult to parse for those without hefty market experience. Found on the southern side of the river.
•  The Floating Silver: This two-masted barge has been sitting in the same spot on the harbor for nearly thirty years. Having passed through the hands of at least three different proprietors, the ship's main deck acts as a dockside tavern. The real draw though is the not-exactly-legal gambling house kept on the decks below. An open secret among residents and frequent harbor visitors, the Floating Silver is kept in business via popularity amongst middle-class merchants, and frequent "gifts" to both the constabulary and the harbormaster.
•  The Market Mover: A large funicular on the southern side of the river, made from three stacked platforms. The upper level has comfortable seats, the middle level wooden benches, and the lower level is an open space designed to hold large quantities of goods. Its primary use is in transporting large loads from the market to the wealthier neighborhoods at the top of the hill.

Major Streets

•  Rue du Morte. The lengthy, winding boulevard that runs directly adjacent to the northern side of the river. Paved with cobblestones that regularly pull loose. Full of cheap market stalls during the day, which disappear at sundown, giving the area over to roving gambling carts, prostitutes, and drunks. Originally called Rue du Norte, meaning "Northern Road", elevated levels of crime and several muggings-turned-murders gave the road its new, clever moniker.
• Rue du Sul. A twin to Rue du Morte, this road follows the southern edge of the river. The road here is paved with flat stones, and small, orderly tiles in front of the permanent bars and shops. The merchant stalls here are geared more toward tourists and middle-class buyers. The nightlife, while still rowdy, is kept in check by "bruisers"-- trained doormen paid for by the wealthier bars and gambling dens. Their contracts typically stipulate service "from the door to the river" under the belief that issues in front of a business would dissuade wealthy customers.
• Cobber's Row. Narrow, cobblestone street with a sudden sharp turn. Runs north from the Rue du Morte, then parallel to the river after the turn. Named for the high number of stone masons that once kept shop here, responsible for maintaining the cobblestone streets. Most have left, pushed out of the city by economic pressures.
• Saojoao Way. The main avenue connecting Harborside with the northern district of Terra Velha. Although it's nearly three times as wide as a standard street, it feels more narrow as a result of heavy carriage traffic, and the market stalls and restaurant patios along its sides. Four times each day-- at the start and end of working hours, as well as the beginning and end of lunch hours-- this street becomes clogged with working class citizens, making carriage travel nearly impossible.
• Rue du Fluir. A sunken alleyway, just a little ways off of the Rue du Morte, whose stone and dirt bottom sits below the water level of the river. Originally carved out to catch sewage runoff during intense storms, instead it slowly filled with castoff people who had nowhere else to go. Doorways here are built into the carved walls, and slightly elevated above the drainage ditch using stone porches. Some are actually side tunnels for the sewers, blocked off and converted into residences.
• Rue du Prata. The "street of silver" that connects to Rue du Morte at one end and a northern section of Saojao Way at the other. Originally named for its plentiful silversmiths, the street has grown to become a central location for all types of metal smithing. There are rumors that on particularly sunny days, the gaps between its cobblestones sparkle with flakes of castoff metal.

1d4 Examples of Typical Buildings

1. Converted Townhome. Three or four stories tall, with an exterior of either brightly painted limestone or blue-and-white mosaic tiles. Once a local residence, the lower floors are now a tavern, cafe, general store, or some other type of business. The upper floors have been subdivided, and rooms are individually rented.
   
   
   

    
2. Old Cellar. The steep hills and switchback roads of the city result in many places where residents have dug into hillside corners for extra space. Most often cellars, these are sometimes used as homes or businesses instead, for those who don't mind having busy roads right above their heads.
3. Buried Church. A typical place of worship, now used almost exclusively by older residents who prefer these over the larger cathedrals found up the hill. Their presence is rarely obvious, as the crush of urban sprawl has turned the once-prominent roads they sat on into side streets or alleyways.
4. Docked Ship. In a way, these are just as common in Harborside as buildings. Although most of the sailing ships are temporary, bound to stay only for a few days, they will sometimes anchor for weeks at a time. During the winter especially, when the normally hot and humid weather of Port Callus gives way to storms of freezing rain, some crews will stick around for months, living on the funds earned in the warmer months.

 1d6 Harborside Scenes

1.  A street vendor argues with a pair of customers, who don't seem to speak the common tongue very well. The merchant is selling (roll 1d6: 1. spices, 2. clothing, 3. jewelry, 4. prepared food, 5. raw food/ingredients, 6. art). Because they have refused to haggle, as is customary, their attempts to simply hand over the money have insulted the merchant.
2. Porters unloading crates, barrels, and sacks of goods from a large sailing ship, then moving the goods only a short distance to a smaller longboat at the other end of the same dock.
3. The door of a tavern bursts open as a burly man is tossed through it, by two larger individuals. Tattoos on all three people mark them as sailors. The man now moaning on the ground absolutely reeks of alcohol, and vomits into the gutter.
4. A crowd has gathered in front of a Cellarside restaurant, where one of the menu barkers has been knocked cold by a visiting artisan, a sculptor whose short temper mixed poorly with the barker's constant pestering. The sculptor's well-worked muscles have broken the barker's nose, creating concerns of lasting damage.
5. A shipment loaded on the Market Mover wasn't tied down properly, and fell off just as it started to move, narrowly missing some of the waiting crowd below and creating a mess of spilled fish, crabs, and eels.
6. A young child throws mud from the gutter at a line of laundry strung high above. Roll 1d6. On a 1-3, the child flees just as a resident leans from the window, causing the resident to begin shouting, blaming the passing PCs for the mess. On a 4-6, the child is caught in the act by a passing constable, who grabs the child by the arm and hauls them to the building's door to apologize.

The First Post

 In 2021, I started looking at TTRPG blogs in earnest, trying to soak up all the cool game information I could with my spongy little brain. In 2022, I realized I know a lot about things, and I'd like to share what I know. So I decided I'd start a blog of my own! In 2023, which is now, I have yet to start that blog (unless you count this post right here).

The truth is, starting a blog is hard... sort of. I mean, it should be easy, right? When you get down to brass tacks, starting a blog is something that I hazard most of us have experience with. Assuming that most of us also grew up in the internet era where things like tumblr and livejournal ruled the blog-o-sphere, and even Facebook was treated as a sort of informal blog where you shared what you felt was alright to say to people who knew you in real life. The point is, we've all done blogs before, right?

 

Depicted: A Thought Process

Well, the bigger issue is that I've never done a blog with a point before. This is my first attempt at making something whose purpose is to communicate specific information with the wider world, in a format dominated by the sound of my own mental voice as I type. It's intimidating, and it's hard to know where to go from here. So the obvious answer then is to get a little meta with it. Shake it up a bit.

Which is why my very first entry here is going to be a discussion on how to write the first post of your own blog. I know this might seem a little out of hand, given my lack of experience on the subject. But I'm sure it'll be fine. I've read a lot (and typed a lot too) so I'm sure I know what I'm doing. So let's break it down. What are the things you need to make a successful blog post? What's the formula for it; the recipe for success, as it were?

1. Pick a Topic

Okay, pretty obvious when you think about it, but a challenge nonetheless. Before you do anything, you have to decide what it is you're going to write about today. Maybe you want to talk about the new game you're making? Perhaps a discussion on how to make jousting rules for the rules-light OSR game that's all the rage right now? Or maybe you could write a post about how to write a blog post. That last one is a little derivative maybe, but sure, you do you. Once you have a topic of choice though, what's next?

2. Find a Hook

Okay, you have your topic. But now the question is, what about this topic is going to make someone want to click the link you post on twitter and come read about it? In other words, what's so special about the topic? This is what people traditionally call a hook.

 

The Parts of a Hook, for Reference

 

This is an even bigger challenge than the topic, because you have to stuff the hook into the very start of the post in some way, to drag people into reading further. My hook was talking about how something children did every day from the mid-2000's to the late 2010's is a Hard Thingᵀᴹ to do. It's good because it's funny, in a self-deprecating and too-close-to-the-truth sort of way.

3. Begin Writing About It

Okay, this is the hardest step, but from there it gets easier, I promise. Once you've got your topic, and you've found a hook to build around, you have to start writing. Hit the little keys on your keyboard, watch the letters appear, backspace a lot to fix typos, and voilá! You've got a blog post. You're not quite finished yet though.

4. Stick Some Images In There

Now for the tricky part (not the hard part, just the tricky part). Writing is all well and good, but no one wants to just read words. Dear god, could you imagine? All the boring monotony of just reading, none of it broken up by those nice little images where our brains can just relax and take a breather? No thank you. 

See? Here's a fun little image to break up this paragraph.

Finding images can be hard, but it's alright to just put whatever you want in there (just make sure you're allowed to use it, and that you give credit!) For example, I used a very basic emoji and a funny little picture of a fish hook. Easy!

5. Hit the Publish Button

Okay, you got this. Just hit the Publish button. It might also say something like "Post" or have a little arrow on it. Yep, that one. You got it, the mouse is hovering above it now. Go on, click it. You...you're not clicking it. Just click it. Click the button. The button. I know it's hard but you have to, if you ever want to get this stupid blog off the ground. It'll be easier once it's out there in the world, I promise. You're so close, you just have to hit the button. Okay, how about this? Hit the button that saves it as a draft, then come back later. Set a timer or something. Maybe just schedule it for posting, if that's an option. But post it later, when it feels like less of a challenge. (Don't re-read it though, because you'll be tempted to make all sort of changes).

Good job! You've now officially started a blog. Just do this over and over again, and hopefully you'll stumble into some moderate fame and success someday. Oh and also, don't forget to put links to all your posts on social media too! Gotta get that engagement from somewhere, after all.